01 / Google
Business profile setup
Categories, services, hours, photos, description, review path, and the basic map trust layer.
- Profile cleanup or launch
- Service/menu wording
- Review link and QR-ready flow
Digital Launch + Media Package
Get found. Look real. Book cleaner.
We help local businesses clean up the online basics: Google Business Profile, a simple website, service copy, photos/media, contact flow, and the owner handoff so the business keeps control.
Google profile
Setup, cleanup, categories, and service wording.
Starter site
Mobile-first page customers can read fast.
Media pass
Photos, captions, short clips, and proof points.
Clean handoff
Owner access, docs, and next steps.
What we clean up
The stuff customers check before they call.
Most small businesses do not need a giant agency build. They need the first screen, the service list, the contact path, and the public proof to stop fighting each other.
02 / Website
Simple customer-ready site
A tight page that explains what you do, what it costs when pricing is known, and how to reach you.
- Responsive one-page site
- Services, trust, FAQs, contact
- Domain and hosting guidance
03 / Media
Photos and launch content
Real proof from the shop, truck, chair, bay, counter, kitchen, or workspace. Cleaned up and captioned.
- Photo selection and polish
- Short social clips when available
- Reusable captions and replies
How it works
No mystery retainer. No giant agency fog.
We look at what customers see right now, fix the confusing parts first, and keep the launch small enough that the owner can actually understand and control it.
Step 1
Send the business page, profile, or current website.
Step 2
We point out one useful cleanup idea before you buy anything.
Step 3
We build the agreed package: copy, site, profile, media, or all of it.
Step 4
You get the public links, owner/admin access notes, and simple next steps.
Packages
Start where the mess is.
These are starter offers for local businesses. If the job needs booking systems, paid ads, inventory, or heavy automation, we quote that separately.
Quick Cleanup
Copy + contact fix
$250 one round of edits
Best for a messy Facebook page, Google profile, or rough website.
- Business description rewrite
- Service list cleanup
- Clearer contact CTA
- 3 customer reply templates
Simple Site
One-page launch
$500 starter public presence
Best for a business with no real site or a weak one-page site.
- Mobile-friendly one-page website
- Services and pricing/inclusions section
- Contact section and CTA flow
- Google/Facebook-ready copy
Launch + Media
Stronger presence
$750-$1K site, forms, copy, media
Best when the business needs a cleaner full footprint.
- Home, services, FAQ, contact/intake
- Google Business Profile copy
- Photo/media cleanup and captions
- 5 reply templates and handoff notes
Work samples
What a cleanup sounds like.
The portfolio is being built in public. For now, here are the kinds of fixes we make: plain, useful, customer-facing, and ready to paste into a site or profile.
Live proof / Excellent Auto
Digital launch for a Las Vegas repair shop
We helped turn a real local shop into a clean public footprint: domain, business email, Google profile setup, live website, service copy, shop photos, and owner handoff notes.
- Cloudflare Pages website live at excellentautolv.com
- Google Workspace email and aliases configured
- Service/pricing copy cleaned up around the approved offer
Service menu
Before / after copy
Before: "We do repairs, call for info."
After: "Brake service starts at $140. We inspect pads, rotors, and noise first, then quote any extra parts before work starts."
Contact flow
Clear next step
Before: phone, old email, and social links scattered across posts.
After: one call button, one text button, one quote email, and a short list of details to send.
Launch proof
Recent local build
Before: real business, weak public footprint, scattered launch details.
After: domain, business email, live website, Google profile setup, service copy, photos, and owner/admin handoff plan.
PlaysDirty / Vice & Veyr
Still underground. Just useful now.
PlaysDirty started as the creative signal: ViceJohnny, media experiments, streams, and the strange little artifacts that made the name stick. Vice & Veyr is the workbench side: practical digital launch help for people doing real work offline.
The media edge stays. The homepage now has a job: help a local business owner understand what we can fix for them and how to start without a sales call marathon.
Start here
Send the page that needs help.
Use the intake form below. It opens a ready-to-send email with the details already organized, so we can reply with one quick improvement idea.
Include this
- Business name and city
- Current website, Facebook page, or Google Business Profile
- Services customers ask for most
- Known prices or "quote only" boundaries
- Best customer action: call, text, book, form, or email