01 / Google
Business profile setup
Categories, services, hours, photos, description, review path, and the basic map trust layer.
- Profile cleanup or launch
- Service/menu wording
- Review link and QR-ready flow
Digital Launch + Media Packages
Get found.
Look real.
Book cleaner.
We help local businesses clean up the online basics: Google Business Profile, a simple website, service copy, photos/media, contact flow, and the owner handoff so the business keeps control.
Latest build: excellentautolv.com
Google profile
Setup, cleanup, categories, and service wording.
Starter site
Mobile-first page customers can read fast.
Media pass
Photos, captions, short clips, and proof points.
Clean handoff
Owner access, docs, and next steps.
What we clean up
The stuff customers check before they call.
Most small businesses do not need a giant agency build. They need the first screen, the service list, the contact path, and the public proof to stop fighting each other.
02 / Website
Simple customer-ready site
A tight page that explains what you do, what it costs when there is a set price, and how to reach you.
- Responsive one-page site
- Services, trust, FAQs, contact
- Domain and hosting guidance
03 / Media
Photos and launch content
Real proof from the shop, truck, chair, bay, counter, kitchen, or workspace. Cleaned up and captioned.
- Photo selection and polish
- Short social clips when available
- Reusable captions and replies
How it works
No mystery retainer. No giant agency fog.
We look at what customers see right now, fix the confusing parts first, and keep the launch small enough that the owner can actually understand and control it.
Step 1
Send the business page, profile, or current website.
Step 2
We point out one useful cleanup idea before you buy anything.
Step 3
We build the agreed package: copy, site, profile, media, or all of it.
Step 4
You get the public links, owner/admin access notes, and simple next steps.
Packages
Start where the mess is.
These are starter offers for local businesses. If the job needs booking systems, paid ads, inventory, or heavy automation, we quote that separately.
Quick Cleanup
Copy + contact fix
By quote one round of edits
Best for a messy Facebook page, Google profile, or rough website.
- Business description rewrite
- Service list cleanup
- Clearer contact CTA
- 3 customer reply templates
Simple Site
One-page launch
By quote starter public presence
Best for a business with no real site or a weak one-page site.
- Mobile-friendly one-page website
- Services and pricing/inclusions section
- Contact section and CTA flow
- Google/Facebook-ready copy
Launch + Media
Stronger presence
By quote site, forms, copy, media
Best when the business needs a cleaner full footprint.
- Home, services, FAQ, contact/intake
- Google Business Profile copy
- Photo/media cleanup and captions
- 5 reply templates and handoff notes
Work samples
What a cleanup sounds like.
The portfolio is being built in public. For now, here are the kinds of fixes we make: plain, useful, customer-facing, and ready to paste into a site or profile.
Live site
Live proof / Excellent Auto
Digital launch for a Las Vegas repair shop
A real local shop went from scattered launch pieces to a working public footprint customers can actually use: live site, business email, Google setup, service copy, shop photos, and handoff notes.
- Live websiteCloudflare Pages build connected to excellentautolv.com
- Owner controlGoogle Workspace email, aliases, and account handoff configured
- Cleaner offerService/pricing copy tightened around the approved repair menu
Service menu
Before / after copy
Before: "We do repairs, call for info."
After: "Brake service with a clear inspection first — we check pads, rotors, and any noise, then walk you through exactly what’s needed and what it costs before work starts."
Contact flow
Clear next step
Before: phone, old email, and social links scattered across posts.
After: one call button, one text button, one quote email, and a short list of details to send.
Launch proof
Recent local build
Before: real business, weak public footprint, scattered launch details.
After: domain, business email, live website, Google profile setup, service copy, photos, and owner/admin handoff plan.
Creative edge / practical launch
Signal first. Then make it useful.
PlaysDirty still has the Vice & Veyr pulse: media taste, strange signal, and a little bite. The work is pointed at a cleaner job now: help local businesses look real, explain the offer, and give customers one obvious way to act.
No mystery retainer. No giant agency fog. Just the public pieces that make a shop easier to find, trust, and contact.
FAQ
The questions owners actually ask.
No mystery retainer, no agency fog. Here is how the work, the pricing, and the handoff actually run.
How fast can you launch?
Most copy cleanups come back in a few days. A one-page site is usually live within about a week once we
have your details, photos, and the approved offer.
Do I own everything when it is done?
Yes. The domain, website, Google Business Profile, and business email are set up in your name, and you
get owner/admin access plus simple handoff notes so you stay in control.
What if I already have a website?
We can clean up the page you already have or rebuild a tighter one. You do not need to start from
scratch to get a clearer first screen, service list, and contact path.
Do you lock me into a monthly retainer?
No. Everything here is project-based. Optional check-ins or future updates are quoted separately, only
if and when you actually want them.
What do you need from me to start?
Business name and city, your current website or profile link, the services customers ask for most, and
any set prices. Not sure where to start? Send the page that needs help.
Which businesses do you work with?
Local service businesses across the US, such as auto, trades, salons, food, and similar owner-run
shops. If the job needs booking systems, paid ads, or heavy automation, we quote that separately.
Start here
Send the page that needs help.
Use the intake form below. It opens a ready-to-send email with the details already organized, so we can reply with one quick improvement idea.
If the form does not open your mail app, email ViceJohnny@PlaysDirty.com.
Include this
- Business name and city
- Current website, Facebook page, or Google Business Profile
- Services customers ask for most
- Known prices or "quote only" boundaries
- Best customer action: call, text, book, form, or email